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hamburger scienceThe smell from the hamburger factory sticks to my clothes. The sweat generated from turning a crack that produces 29 million kilojoules of energy makes my hamburger scented t-shirt stick to my salty flesh. I steal small portions of pre-processed food components in zip lock bags and hide them in my socks. At home, I create hamburgers as large as small animal. Some even larger than medium sized animals. my house smells like hamburgers. Under my bed I keep boxes full of records, ledgers full of numbers that pertain to hamburger creation.hamburger science
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- Personal Quote: birthed from dung. born into drugs. bred with butter.
- Tools of the Trade: violence.
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